Chad Jones. 18. ESFP.

instgram: @queenchad


The Meaning of Chad.

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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(via imactuallybatman)

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30 minutes ago

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via emmatheadventurous)

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1 hour ago

jailor:

Literally just overheard a conversation with the bartender and a waiter and waitress and they said
Bartender: what are you giving up for lent?
Waiter: whats lent?
Waitress: its whats in ya pocket

(via unclefather)

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2 hours ago

littleredrin:

people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’

me:
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(via ryan-ross-found-your-blog-and)

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Posted
2 hours ago
iguanamouth asked: alison im a little drunk tell me a story


Answer:

frenums:

LAUREN 

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Posted
2 hours ago

designedtoseduce:

zessinna-saris:

Dark green georgette fabric with the white and yellow design throughout the sari. It’s absolutely beautiful, and perfect for a night out or any event. Maybe even try it with a corset! A dull yellow, or silver corset, or black, or a corset like mine! There is no blouse.

$10  + shipping

Please read how to pay, the shipping information, and the disclaimers. :)

*Corset not included*

You are a goddess! Teach me.

(via ohsweetcrepes)

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2 hours ago

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

The thing that terrifies the most about talking to people about Star Trek is that if they ask me what my favourite creature from ST is, I will have to unironically answer that it’s the unicorn dog from The Enemy Within

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(via littlemantimheidecker)

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Posted
2 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on anyone?


Answer:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

brian flounders from math class

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2 hours ago
corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via ledusthroughthenight)

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Posted
3 hours ago

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

i got a new tattoo today of a phoenix to represent how as people we can rise from the ashes

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(via the-pietriarchy)

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4 hours ago
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